We're Marketers. And We're Lost.
The wild west of advertising has begun, the hellscape, blackhole, the "unknown" is now upon us. As we prepare for this Armageddon, we decided we would use some satirical humor to brighten the ever imposing Ragnarok.
We don't plan on running any paid media (what good would that do anyways, other than lighting our money on fire) so if you like this site/products/what we stand for, please share this site with your friends/family or anyone that just hates Tim Cook as much as we do.
Simon & Max
Hear What our customers have to say!
These shirts make me feel like Tim Apple isn't ruining FB Ads and my revenue!
Who needs cookies when you have the comfiest products that give a big middle finger to Apple???
I would rather have "I Hate iOS 14" apparel than my entire net worth!